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Bender Gets Made

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Time Keeps on Slippin’

You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?...

How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back

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Roswell That Ends Well

Noooooo! It doesn’t look so shiny to me. Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. How much did you make me? Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying!

The Sting

I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Professor, make a woman out of me. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ‘cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

  • It must be wonderful.
  • It must be wonderful.

Jurassic Bark

No! Don’t jump! Who am I making this out to? Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. Really?! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?

Rebirth

Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!

  1. Noooooo!
  2. Professor, make a woman out of me.
  3. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
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septiembre 5, 2015 |

Jurassic Bark

Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! It doesn’t look so shiny to me. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Ooh, name it after me! When will that be? And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. How much did you make me? That’s a popular name today. Little «e», big «B»? Daylight and everything. Who are you, my warranty?!...

septiembre 5, 2015 |

The Route of All Evil

Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Oh right. I forgot about the battle. It doesn’t look so shiny to me. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Eeeee! Now say «nuclear wessels»! Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Do a flip! And I’d do it again!...

septiembre 5, 2015 |

Roswell That Ends Well

A Head in the Polls Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ‘cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon. Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Or a guy who burns...

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