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Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. When will that be? Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!

Bender Gets Made

Posted by on septiembre 5, 2015 in Complementos | 0 comments

Bender Gets Made

I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Who am I making this out to? It doesn’t look so shiny to me.

Noooooo! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.

Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. When will that be? Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!

Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Kids have names? I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars. Explain that.

Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase «upside your head.» Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.