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Roswell That Ends Well

Noooooo! It doesn’t look so shiny to me. Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. How much did you make me? Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying!

The Sting

I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Professor, make a woman out of me. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ‘cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

  • It must be wonderful.
  • It must be wonderful.

Jurassic Bark

No! Don’t jump! Who am I making this out to? Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. Really?! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?


Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!

  1. Noooooo!
  2. Professor, make a woman out of me.
  3. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.